Yes, I realise this is only my 5th post but at least I'm consistently inconsistent. We all love that.
So a few nights ago, I had an interesting dream- I wasn't myself, I was a little girl with fair skin and brown hair, and I had a different family as well but I lived in my house, on my street, in my suburb.
Anyway, in almost every house around my house, there was an alien. The aliens looked just like those stereotypical tall green, big-black-eyed aliens, and they had "bodyguards" who were human. I was very suspicious of these aliens, as you would be, but most people seemed to trust them. Then, I was listening in on a conversation between one of the leader-aliens and a bodyguard. The alien said 'We believe this is the number one cause of human deaths' and somehow, I figured out that they were talking about humans who had alien body parts or genetics (District 9-ish, right?), and then the leader-alien found me and told me that my left hand was that of an alien's. So I ran. I was hiding on my roof, and then I sprinted down the road. There were bodyguards everywhere, trying to stop me, but there was one bodyguard who felt sorry for me, and told me where to go. I ran to a sort of theme park/adventure ride place to try and ride their daily mini-plane rides. Unfortunately, it had already left and the next one was going tomorrow morning. Then, out of nowhere, my "brother" appeared. I remembered a little pathway though, towards a water slide. Epic water slide.
And that's how you run away from aliens. Look for your nearest water slide.
