Pitiful

So I'm listening to some lovely Bach Preludes and Fugues, and I hear a very nice interpretation, so I look at who I'm listening to, and there we go.
Konstantin Lifschitz.

Does anyone else think he has possibly one of the most coolest names out!?
I think it's absolutely awesome. Personally. In my opinion.

If that was my name, I would totally put my surname on my Year 12 Jersey. Life would be great.